Since we're talking about chins, dentists, etc, time for a tenuous pun thread
Doctor's & Dentist's Song Book
e.g. Coldfinger, by Shirely Bassey
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

doctor doctor, give me me the news, i've got a bad case of bloody poos

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

What a great start!

( Druid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

Don't Look Plaque In Anger

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

Tonight I'm Gonna Party Like It's Nineteen-Ninety-Canine.
That's the best I can be bothered wih for you pricks. Fuck me, I hate you all.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)

me too BM

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

ME TO BUM

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

I'd lie for you, and that's the tooth

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

what went wrong (in your head) - concussion

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

Incisoromnia.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)

Can't get flu out of my head

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

O Molar Mio

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

that's more like it BM

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

Clostridium To You

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:01, archived)

while my penis gently weeps pus

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)

Enema Rigby

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

Ruby Chew-stains

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

Show me a motion,
sha-la-la-la-la
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

The Cure - Love Catheters

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

hahaha :)

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

Brenda's got a baby P but it died of child abuse.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

john, it's only cancer

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)

novocaine for the pain

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)