My sources indicate that jacko was found dead with rope tied around his junk

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:40, archived)

not a
stranglewank then?

He's not exactly the 'Peter Pan' of pop he was made out to be.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)

See, at least the little boy is true in his case
(Nalr I'll get the coals, you bring the burgers., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 23:41, archived)