apparently
there's a security alert at Grange Hill. I always thought that was a fictional programme.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)

As was
Dallas.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)

I've just noticed the black band on google,

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)