How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:26, archived)

What's Michael Jackson's favourite food?
He is dead and so has no need for physical nourishment.
( Druid, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

DA DUM DUM TISH!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)

Oh come on
We're cracking out new jokes by the second, and you stick your hand in the 2002 jar :(
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:27, archived)

fair play

( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 0:28, archived)