HE WAS THE NONCE OF PEOPLES HEARTS

( the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

why is this so important
That my landlord's son had to burst into my room and his mums to tell us, when we were both asleep!
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

Because you won't be able to hear it on the radio in the morning.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)

this is bigger than the kennedy assassination

or maybe not
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

Because there's a very good chance it's the beginning of a zombie apocalypse and I, for one, want to be prepared.
(Kushan just wants to fit in..to your mum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)