It's a big conspiracy
He's hiding away on a caribbean island with Diana, Lord Lucan and Shergar
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 6:52, archived)

The cunt will turn up in Vietnam in 20 years having acquired a legion of devotees
All under 15
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 6:56, archived)

Oh dear...
www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a162107/jackson-sparks-celeb-death-hoaxes.html
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:01, archived)

Ha ha ha
Spastics
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:03, archived)

obviously fake
there's no such place as Northlandin.

Northland in New Zealand, yes.

and Kauri Cliffs is really called Otoroa
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:49, archived)