I know Sickipedia is down, but could you please hold off telling the internet 'till it's back up please.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

I was texted this and, whilst shit, I have to admit, I sniggered.
The reports of MJ dying of heart failure are incorrect. He was in the children's ward having a stroke.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)