From the comments section:
I resent this report that we are high as a kite and making crop circles! I haven't been stoned since 1971. A few young hoppers eat the wrong plant and you trash our species in the news. What's this world coming to!
Wally Baby, Australia Bush

I'm guessing the man who posted this has a collection of humourous ties.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)