You have
a speculum up Kelly Holmes?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:36, archived)

yes

( jenpots, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

I was momentarily distracted
and read that as Katie Holmes.
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

TGMTFH

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 20:42, archived)