But in the Martin Bashir interview
he said that he only ever had one bit of plastic surgery done.
( turb0t, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:54, archived)

That's because he thought he looked relatively normal and thought people would believe him.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 12:56, archived)