Why not?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Why no boys went?
Because only gays went to the school prom, all the cool kids went to the local night club.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)