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Hello, it's me!
Tonight I shall be chauffeuring my Mums God-Daughter to her year 11 prom in this

Never done a long journey in the thing before but it's going to be over an hours travel tonight.

What's been your most epic car journey?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
Around the car park at Brimham rocks

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)
OHMYGOSHILOVEBRIMHAMLOLS

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
It's probably eroded to sand since I was there

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
This one time, I went to mordor. Some orc bit my neck. I didn't like it.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
you sound like bilbo baggins
i like bilbo baggins
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
be a man, transport her in
this
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)
Hah.
Just pull up to the venue, slight tilt to the left and job done.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)
I was expecting that to be a Honda Accord

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
In memory of Michael Jackson, today I'm going to Beat It.

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
u meen ur willy...
lol
(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
Michael Jackson's dead

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
WHAT???????

(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
HOLY SHIT!!! When Was This??
Seriously i was under a rock for the past 24 hours...
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 18:03, archived)
My mate went to have a wank in my living room today.
I walked in on him, but didn't see anything, he just looked at me and said "Sorry mate, just fancied a wank", "Oh, ok, I'm just getting some water, just make sure you clean up after yourself", and I left him to it.

I forgot the cleaner comes on a friday.

=/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
"I forgot the cleaner comes on a friday."
there's a joke there
(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
Yeah, but Michael Jackson's dead

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
She almost walked in on him.
He isn't sure if he got away with it or not, but the porn was still going on on the laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
why in the fucking living room though?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
I'm going to be honest, it's not the kind of situation where I'm going to be asking questions.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
Why would he want to just have a wank in your living room anyway?
I'm very concerned about your friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
Very soft furnishings.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)
you or the front room?

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
Postman always rings twice

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
PROM????? PROOOOM?????? FAAKIN' PROM?
Faakin' 'ell mate, don't you think that's a bit heavy for an 11 year old?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
Oh Gonz.
It's year 11, as in year 11 at school, she's 16.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
that girl is going to get nailed!

(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
I should imagine so,
thankfully I only have to be there to help her make an arrival, the rest of the night is hers.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
I....I.....ermmm......errr..... I can have my suit cleaned'n'pressed by 6:30.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
Oooh, that's fair enough then.
I don't think any boys went to our school prom thing.

In retrospect, it would be worth being called a gay the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
Why no boys went?
Because only gays went to the school prom, all the cool kids went to the local night club.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
probably the high speed journey from edinburgh to leeds
in time to catch a coach

that was intense
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
That was indeed hectic.
I remember that.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
but we made it!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
Just!

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
it was an adventure. the stuff of legend.

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)
It's not the United States
The only proms we have over here are the musical kind hosted by the BBC and Esplanades. She is going to a ball, a disco or a dance, I don't care which as they are all kind of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)
Naah.
She's going to her prom.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
aren't they normally referred to as "formals" or "balls" here?
two countries divided by a common language
(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)
Box socials.

You're right, it's the Americanisation (sic) of our language, 6th forms and colleges all round the country have proms now. It's a bit silly really.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)
Then I wish her luck in her further and eventually higher education.

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:52, archived)
Amen to that

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
from 1985 to 1955

(likeajackhammer, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
I hope it's got wipe clean seats
I managed 460 miles on a tank of petrol this week. I usually get about 380 from it. I think I could squeeze it to 500 if I really tried.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
i once drove a car on the moon

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)
Oh yer I remember this one time I was in the gumball rally...
and I was tearing along beyond the speed limit on the wrong side of the road when I hit this car coming the other way and killed the driver and got sent to prison.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)
I drove back from donegall, took near three hours
not uber-long but I've been driving less than a year
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)
I think it took me about 2 years before I'd go anywhere longer than an hour away.

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)