You could make a perfect statue of him only using goods from the delicatessen isle at Waitrose
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:40,
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*Applause*
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:41,
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Cocktail sausage fingers and scotch egg eyes
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:51,
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