Can we talk about something else?
Who thinks Baldmonkey is a puff?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:32, archived)

Not me

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

what, the same posts over and over again?
swap jackson for football and now you know how some of us feel when you go on about that all the bloody time.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:33, archived)

I've developed a set response for those who are taking it all too seriously:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6253485
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

He told me to suck his balls.

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:34, archived)

Oh Baldmonkey..
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:39, archived)

wally woofter that one

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:37, archived)

I'm told he once questioned his own heterosexuality.
Also: if N*** from T******* Doncaster is reading this, ANSWER THE PHONE YOU FOOT-DRAGGING SLUGGARD.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

You could make a perfect statue of him only using goods from the delicatessen isle at Waitrose

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:40, archived)

*Applause*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:41, archived)

Cocktail sausage fingers and scotch egg eyes

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

proof
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:43, archived)

OHH BALDRAPE!
:((((((
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:47, archived)

hehe :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:51, archived)

:)

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:52, archived)

When he plays soggy biscuit
He plays to lose
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:46, archived)