I bet you make your self up like the kitten one have a wank
and smear the makeup all over your face sobbing "I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy".
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)

Don't be such a fool
My makeup is far more like the lead singer of Immortal
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)