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I haven't received a gaz in a while
I would like you all to gaz me how you feel about me.
I promise to reply.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)

IDK i seem to be rated on by ponces' at the moment
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
NONCE!

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
I've only just arrived, but it seems people don't like you
Do I jump on board with them, or should I ask who you are?
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
He's really Mykey.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
you could...
but i'd reckon Rosa, Harold and mangoy would pounce on you too
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
NONCE!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
I don't know who any of them are?
Are they GANG MEMBERS?

In a GANG?
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)

feels like it
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
Are they part of a GANG that's solely dedicated to bullying you?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
I'd pounce on Friz, he's a very sexy man.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
You'd bounce off my face and land two miles away
Or something where my face is the punchline
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)
Leave your face out of this.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
If you don't know how to use apostrophes, just don't use them at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
Didn't you flounce?
I'm confused.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
It was quite good that, I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
Yeah, until you came back.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
oh zing!
you've got to think quick around here!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
You're shit out of luck then!
Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:34, archived)
MATCH POINT

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:35, archived)
I need a wrist support :(

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
Yay, good on you, Matts Wrist!
Go for it! YAAAAAY!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
Haha.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
Bravo!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
Turn it off and on again?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
MATT MATT MATT MATT
I missed your birthday and I am sad about it
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
can't i just call you a grass here? save me the trouble of clicking your user name

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)
He had his own Wikipedia page.
He's an artist, don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
not any more he doesn't lol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)
hello dave

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
hello young lady, how goes it?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
stop being such a whiner
christ, I'd even have a conversation with an Australian compared to you
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:10, archived)
Don't be so hasty.
Nobody wants to talk to Australians. They all use such strange inflections.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
Two independent, yet almost identical conclusions.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6254998

Someone's going to cry "clique", I just know it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
Blimey, you've made a new friend in Smathels I see.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
How can you tell?
It just looks like "ksssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" to me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
My white noise filter is fucked.
I think the sheer volume of it today destroyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
Hang on,
his whole "your mum" schtick is pretty dark.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
I thought it was a bit too offensive for this kind of place.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
I'm going to have problems sleeping tonight because of that one,
proper dark like.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
I've just put the big light on, just in case

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)

it was a perfectly rational example nothing more
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
An example of what?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:28, archived)
Was it dark enough for your prick?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
No, I still had to shut my eyes and think of someone else.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:33, archived)
Why can't people ignore all these stupid gimmicks people feel the need to have?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:14, archived)
i use b3ta for my own enjoyment, people worry too much on here

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
The man speaks sense

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, archived)
what stupid gimmicks?
this irritating tendancy to speak coherent English?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
No, Worms deliberate dull new threads re: himself

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
As a teacher of diplomats, politians and interviewers
I feel I could teach him a lot in the gentle art of conversation, holding form, garnering interest and speech etiquette.

But I couldn't give a fuck, and he couldn't afford me.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
The key word in my previous post was 'deliberate'

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
no offence, forum banter, great forum

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:20, archived)
Oh mongy
you make my cheeks dimple, you cheeky scamp
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
So what's this about smathels being noncey?
Shall we point him in the direction of Killikitti? They can compare artwork
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, archived)
they want me to shed "boohoo" tears T.T



but i just laugh it off
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
TT?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
I'm going to guess he's not refering to the Isle Of Man TT Road Race.
If he was, he might go up a tiny bit in my estimations.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
I think they're crying eyes,
which makes me sort of sick that I guessed that so easily.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
It's the bass player from Kiss
durr
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)
I bet you make your self up like the kitten one have a wank
and smear the makeup all over your face sobbing "I'm a bad boy, I'm a bad boy".
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
Don't be such a fool
My makeup is far more like the lead singer of Immortal
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:30, archived)
I had to google his fucking ''Ex-Dee'' thing earlier.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
lol fool

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
Oh
right
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:29, archived)
It's nonce speak.
Something to do with squirrels with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, archived)
Transport Tycoon.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)
nah
i've killed my frying pan again :(
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)
how many lives does a frying pan have?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:18, archived)
27
because one pan fully kills 3 cats before it breaks
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)
Me neither
but I don't whinge about it like a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:24, archived)