WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?

(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)

The Jackson Family appear to require the services of a competent LAWYERMAN
Even I know that you can't wake up dead. It's a legal impossibility.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)

He could pop a cap in the nonce's arse, just to make sure.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)