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How do you know it's him

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)
"les mode".
I suspect that this isn't French.

Dirty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
I think Michael Jackson was
murdered!

You wait and see. You heard it here first folks!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
Ha ha!
"I have told people in no uncertain terms that if Michael one day woke up and he was dead I would not be silent"

That's what you want from a TOP LAWYER MAN
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
If he woke up.
And he was dead.



What.
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
Aye. That's a sharp legal mind right there!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
I thought I heard him say this on BBC news earlier
But then thought "Oh.. he must mean if he (the lawyer) woke up and he (Jackson) was dead"

But. Hmm. Concerning.
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?

(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
The Jackson Family appear to require the services of a competent LAWYERMAN
Even I know that you can't wake up dead. It's a legal impossibility.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)
He could pop a cap in the nonce's arse, just to make sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:17, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6254819
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
He should have died years ago, but cheated fate.
He died yesterday in a final destination type convoluted sequence of events involving a knife block, a hanging anvil, three types of cheese and his heart failing. DEATH COMES TO US ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
You reminded me that Final Destination 4 is out this Summer :D

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
But it's called "The Final Destination"

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
I'd have called it "4-Nal Destination"

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:51, archived)
Final destination but three.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
Penultimate Destination

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
It's a prequel, you see

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
Penpenpenultimate Destination!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
oh shit someone scratched milknosugar

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
I loved the first one. It all got a bit silly after that.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
Final Destination 2 was good
The third one was weird.

"Oh. We've cheated death. But I will check each person IN TURN. Whilst there, they'll all die. Whilst I'm there, like."

It just seemed "oh, let's move onto the next person's death". Seemed rushed.
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
the sunbed scene was a cinematic classic

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
ROLLERCOASTER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xiaNf_BKCM

OF LOVE

Say What

EDIT: Damn. Sounds been taken due to copyright. Still. The sound's not important.
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
Gah, the whole thing is flawed as rhcpaul pointed out to me.
The guy who causes the accident on the rollercoaster by having his camera fall from his hand and onto the track is ushered off the ride, thus meaning the accident wouldn't have happened but still does and GAHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
He is a big hairy ruiner!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
Well, yeah, but later on, the coaster breaks anyway when some of the rail falls off
Hang on, am I really arguing the logistics of Final Destination?

Fuck
(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
That's Grade-A noncery, right there.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:39, archived)
fucking hell, what a fucking outrage, dirty nonce

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
cool thanks for that,
one reason was that i needed the sm11_00.pp file for that korean mod to work properly
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
what is wrong with kids today that they have to live out their lives playing dirty anime games and drawing asian school girls with large breast

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
I want those girl to play with her self. can i do it?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
:((((((((((((((
gaming.wikia.com/wiki/SchoolMate

why?????????
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:49, archived)
Crikey. One of the links from that
"The player plays as a chikan (a perverted man who frequently fondles women) in crowded subway trains. A woman named Aoi has the player arrested for molesting her. Afterwards, the player plans to exact revenge by molesting and raping her entire family. His first victim is Manaka, Aoi's younger sister; he rapes her in a public bathroom. His next target is Yuko, the mother of Aoi and Manaka, whom he rapes in the park. Aoi is the main character's third target, the woman who had turned him in to the police. He rapes her in a hotel after she is tied up.

After the player completes these tasks, the player gets to have sex with them whenever and wherever he/she chooses; this is the source of the enhanced replay value in Rapelay. "

In my day it was conkers, tig and British bulldog.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
non of this is right, i'm sure the uk police could arrest him for this game alone, it's cartoon child porn

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
I like how the japanese has a name for perverts who fondle women on crowded subway trains

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
We call it
Mykeyboy over here.
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
I like this
He's made me look like a complete utter wanker

thanks
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)
Hahahaah
Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
It's okay, he's "just another one of your friendly furry artist slash otaku eccentrics from Merry Ol' England :3" apparently

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
My heart's not in bullying tonight. I might get sweets and watch a film.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)
Being a nonce makes you a complete wanker.
This just makes you look like a giant nerd.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)

and thats bad because....
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
What kind of action can i do in touching and les mode?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
it's a bullying thread :D
there's a facebook account which has chubby cunt as a friend if anyone wants it...
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
Quick, throw the toys out of your pram and blame a mysterious, ill-defined "clique"!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
HongFire Anime Network > Hongfire.com Anime Network Forums > Hentai Lair > Hentai Game discussion

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:45, archived)
WHAT HAVE I MISSED HERE?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:46, archived)
What kind of action can i do in touching mode and les mode?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
I want those girl to play with her self. can i do it?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
How is babby formed?

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
how girl get pragnent?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
careful now, this kind of thing can rapidly escalate and achieve meme status in left unchecked

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
givie it a few years and all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog!!

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:56, archived)
Maybe his legs had just grow

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
I bookmarked that post. It makes me laugh every time I read it.
Like this picture that Druid has as wallpaper on his netbook.

4.bp.blogspot.com/_buH1ows6EAA/SRs71003aiI/AAAAAAAAAFE/x2McWBpDVDQ/s400/dog-in-bun.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:05, archived)
I had sex with your mother the other day.
Is that sinister enough for you, old chap?
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
PLAY HIM OFF, KEYBOARD CAT

(__, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:41, archived)
oh come on now, that was MONTHS ago, when he was only 20
don't judge a man just because he once spent hours downloading, installing, cracking and wanking over a knock-off Korean anime product written by and for chronic masturbators who obsess over schoolgirls in short skirts because they have no interpersonal relationships with real females at all. That's just not fair, Gilgamesh, not fair at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:42, archived)
He's the new Ryan Bury.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:43, archived)
what have i missed?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:47, archived)
A creepy pervy guy getting outed.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:48, archived)
Who's creepier
The bloke who wanks over cartoons or the bloke who stalks the bloke who wanks over cartoons?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:50, archived)
The bloke who wanks over cartoons.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
This.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
have you read what this game is?
gaming.wikia.com/wiki/SchoolMate
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, archived)
No Mongy, it's clear to EVERYONE. I'm the creepy one here.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:54, archived)
I'd have to say the bloke that wanks over cartoons

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:53, archived)
Unless its Betty Rubble, any of the teen angels from Captain Caveman or Daphne from Scooby Doo.
Then it's okay.

Isn't it?

TELL ME IT'S OKAY?!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:55, archived)
And lois from Family Guy

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:57, archived)
and dora...
erm..lovely weather
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:58, archived)
Stephanie from Lazy Town
is legally old enough!
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:09, archived)
Surely YOU mean
Daphne Velma?

shit, she's not about is she? *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:00, archived)
Hahahahaha! :)
"My glasses, my glasses! I can't see without my glasses!"

I'm sure theres a website dedicated to that. Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:01, archived)
Ha ha! :)
if she sees this, she's going to twat both of us, starting with you!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
I'll just stand on a chair.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:04, archived)
I'll be okay, I've got long enough arms to hold her flailing at bay until she gets tired

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:06, archived)
I wish I did. Thats why I have to resort to the old 'standing on a chair' trick.
Or the 'hiding under the stairs with the vacuum cleaner' one. She doesn't know where it is.

OOH, SATIRE :)

I've gone too far now, I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:08, archived)
DEAR INTERNET USER
you cannot be PROVOKED into a crime.
THE PERVERT is at fault.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
DEAR INTERNET USERS
DO NOT WORRY
I have sent a STRONGLY WORDED GAZMAIL TO THE DEFENDANT.
THE INTERNET PROSECUTION SERVICE TAKE CHILD-SEX VERY SERIOUSLY.

I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT
It chills my very blood to look at you.

yours,
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:02, archived)
What happened now?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 22:11, archived)