Unique formula outperforms:
* Messy powder
* Greasy petroleum jelly
* Clothe staining barrier cream
* Non-protective barrier antiseptic
* Stinging body lotion
* Razor wire
* Kryptonite
* Battery Acid
* Sellotaping small child to self
* A mesh of hammers
( FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)