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lose some weight you disgusting fat fucks
www.lanacane.co.uk/products/gel.asp

whatever next will they invent to aid peoples cake consumption

any products that sicken you?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
World of Warcraft.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:46, archived)
i'm yet to see it in the flesh but i did see mountain dew have realesed fizzy pop for it, sad times

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
I drank blue gatorade in Central America and almost instantly threw it back up.
I'm completely off it.
A terrible influence.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:49, archived)
i was wrong jmg, it's this, game fuel :((((((
s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/3/19/17/world-of-warcraft-mountain-dew-25852-1237496774-6.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
*sadface offline*

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:53, archived)
HELLO

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
hello mister! *waves*

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)
i'm glad you've joined us. there's some worthwhile debate going on.

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
i've been doing other things as well
most of which has been MOING! MOING! MOING! MOING! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH!
MOING! MOING! MOING! MOING! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH!
MOING! MOING! MOING! MOING! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH!
MOING! MOING! MOING! MOING! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH!
MOING! MOING! MOING! MOING! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH!
MOING! MOING! MOING! MOING! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH!
MOING! MOING! MOING! MOING! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
GET IN!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:03, archived)
*big fish little fish carboard fish*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:04, archived)
Oh no :(

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
ARGH!
FATTENER!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:06, archived)
but one of them is blue
blue is a fruit
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:07, archived)
rargh! an ex housemate of mine was a wow fan and he was a complete dickface
i believe these facts may be somewhat related
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:52, archived)
oh jesus what's going on?
it's hot. wish i had some aircon
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
Some absolute bastard deleted a thread, here.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
this sickens me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eU_nLH2G0s

oh product. well THIS: www.dynamic-living.com/product/bottom-buddy-toilet-tissue-holder/
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
i can't youtube on this relic
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:47, archived)
it is dave!
doing some music which is mario moing moing moing moing coin bashing shit over a durr durr durr durr banging soundtrack.

sad sad sad times.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6256004
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
What the fuck

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)

MOING! MOING! MOING! MOING! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH!
MOING! MOING! MOING! MOING! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH!
MOING! MOING! MOING! MOING! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH!
MOING! MOING! MOING! MOING! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH!
MOING! MOING! MOING! MOING! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH!
MOING! MOING! MOING! MOING! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH! BLUERRGHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
Hahaha oh fuck
I was about to say how there's a fat kid in his friends list and then I realised it was Moohalaa
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:50, archived)
Shoulder surgery.
You're mocking those who've had shouler surgery, for shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
I hate when 'stool softener' adverts come on TV.
Thos girls around the table just talking about constipation. It's like Loose Women, but even fucking worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
Not-So-Loose Women.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
Fuck off, that was comedy gold.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:03, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:03, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:04, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:05, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:07, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:08, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:09, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:10, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:11, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:12, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:13, archived)
yer and that ear wax melting spray :(

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
psilence

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
YES!
i was expecting great things from www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=61047
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:00, archived)
you should have learnt by now, man

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:10, archived)
:(
women bowels
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:51, archived)
yeah i know the one's you mean
usually they time it perfectly when your eating something
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)
Unique formula outperforms:
* Messy powder
* Greasy petroleum jelly
* Clothe staining barrier cream
* Non-protective barrier antiseptic
* Stinging body lotion
* Razor wire
* Kryptonite
* Battery Acid
* Sellotaping small child to self
* A mesh of hammers
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:48, archived)
those bloody sanitary towel advert's
that just "happen" to come on when your eating Din-Dins'
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:55, archived)
RUBBISH

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
I want some for my nipples.
They bled the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:58, archived)
mine do sometimes
but only when i've been running and my tshirt has rubbed against them

anyone else got a bleeding nipple story?!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 23:59, archived)
I looked down after 10 miles and thought, hmm dirt.
It was only when a similar pattern appeared at the other side, I realised what it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 0:02, archived)