Leather jackets are straight, 'cause that's what The Fonz wore.
Leather coats are gayer that Graham Norton wanking whilst watching Brokeback Mountain.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)

Most deffo this.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)

I own TWO leather jackets.
This isn't even an internet lie. TWO.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

I had one but it got barbed wired when I got stupid on a night out.
RIP LEATHER JACKET
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)

I barbed wired a brand new Skindred shirt when I got pissed on a night out.
I thought I was near my house, but I was actually in Pill. Pill is not a nice place.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

I have never heard of Pill, it's an intriguing place name.
I decided I wanted to try and take some tractor for a ride on my way home one night and ran to it, not seeing the barbed wire fence. Idiot.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)

Pillgwenlly. Horrible place.
Coincidently, it's where Skindred are from. And it happenned after one of their Christmas gigs. I passed out on a bench and when I woke up I thought I was home. I climbed a fence that wasn't there when I left home and tore my new shirt. Police were called and they gave me a lift into town where I got a taxi home. My trainers are still muddy from that night :(
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

this

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)