that's a typical post from someone with less than 3 landlines

( scott,, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:46, archived)

I have 37 landlines, you fucker.
TAKE THEM ALL.
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)

what's all this about landmines?

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:57, archived)

DIRTY SEBBEN!!!

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)

Oh man, don't talk to me about landmines.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)

Because your penis fell onto one?
BWAHAHAHAAAA!

gay
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 2:59, archived)

Yes!
This absolutely happened!
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)

I am so turned on right now.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:01, archived)