I've had a haircut today
I look like a bearded Charlie Sheen. I've also done a 7-hour bar shift completely bladdered as the hostess included us in the tab, also I may have deliberately poured the 'wrong' beers so that I could claim them. I am now wattching Motorhead videos on YouTube.

How has Lemmy affected your life?
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:30, archived)

Can I just say
AC/DC are fucking awesome. Just got home and I can't hear very much.
( kaydup, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:37, archived)

he came round my house and played a gig
then all the sexy lady neighbours (including megan fox and that other one) came round and gave me naughty kisses

cheers
( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:37, archived)

lying
lying
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:39, archived)

No but really lying makes you faggy.

( Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)

LUCOZADE.
LUCOZADE.
( Ttssattsr, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 3:56, archived)

No but really LUCOZADE makes you faggy.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 4:29, archived)

Ace of Spades is RAWK

( Shiksa, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:09, archived)

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(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sat 27 Jun 2009, 5:37, archived)