I'm trying to think of a sport that couldn't be in any way construed as being for queers
For the mouthbreathers: ALL SPORTS ARE GAY, YUNNO
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

Frisby.
Everyone knows homosexuals can't throw or catch.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

I know, I know.
It's not a sport. Yes.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

it's not even a word you cretin

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

fine then, don't watch womens' volleyball, see if I care

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

Having had a relationship with a female volleyball player for many years
I shall report that there is a disappointing level of sapphistry in their private lives.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

ohhh, bad luck there
try a tennis player next time, they're all raving lesbians
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

yeah, it was really unfortunate that she loved the cock
next time I'll sign up for a relationship that guarantees no sex whatsoever, or just get married, which is the same thing.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

snooker
and crown green bowls.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)