dreadfully bored of that thread now
here's the truth: coffee is better than tea, cider is for 14 year olds and tramps and rugby is for queers

YOU KNOW I AM RIGHT
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)

I have no strong oponions on any of these things
Except that football is clearly the game for homosexualists.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

Yes, thats right, oponions.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

I'm not listening to your idiotic ramblings
I'll be honest, I only posted a thread to threadshit PrickRik
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

I know you're something, but I'm not sure you're right.

( SuperMatt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:41, archived)

yes

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:42, archived)

I'm going to take this as confirmation that everyone, everywhere agrees with everything I say

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:45, archived)

This is 66.6% TRUTH and 33.4% LIES

( broadsword, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:50, archived)

60% of the time, he's right every time.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

i am in full graduation gear
being very bored waiting for the next bit. They have dragged out from 10 to 6 what should take 30 mins
( wjh31, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

I'm trying to think of a sport that couldn't be in any way construed as being for queers
For the mouthbreathers: ALL SPORTS ARE GAY, YUNNO
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:51, archived)

Frisby.
Everyone knows homosexuals can't throw or catch.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

I know, I know.
It's not a sport. Yes.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

it's not even a word you cretin

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:59, archived)

fine then, don't watch womens' volleyball, see if I care

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

Having had a relationship with a female volleyball player for many years
I shall report that there is a disappointing level of sapphistry in their private lives.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:04, archived)

ohhh, bad luck there
try a tennis player next time, they're all raving lesbians
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

yeah, it was really unfortunate that she loved the cock
next time I'll sign up for a relationship that guarantees no sex whatsoever, or just get married, which is the same thing.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

snooker
and crown green bowls.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

all balls, except for the bit about rugby.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 13:53, archived)

I posted a shit on the main board.
I doubt anyone will get it.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

Oi Zukes, are you in London these days?
Fancy pubbing it tonight?
( SuperMatt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

Can't do it tonight matty,
Are you really so lonely without Gonz you want to drink with me (n the missus)?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:32, archived)

there's a really nice pub near by I want to try

( SuperMatt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:39, archived)

I am drinking some Peruvian coffee now and it is good.
Cider on the other hand, I am a connoisseur and it is also good.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

I like cider:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:01, archived)

no you don't
we have already established in this thread that everyone agrees with me
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

I like fags and coffee, though, that must count for something.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

I'm going to bed, sod today
I might get up later and insult more internet users
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

HAHA, BABY HAVING AN AFTERNOON NAP.
HAHAHAHHAHA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

Excellent stuff.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

So it's true then - for tramps.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

Yes, indeed.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

this only supports Gilg's argument

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

Is this tramp in the homeless sense, or the slaggy sense?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

does it make a difference?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)

teenage tramps.
yes please.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

only that horrible sweet cider they sell in pubs,
or in plastic two litre bottles. Strongbow, ugh. Even the self-proclaimed upmarket stuff like Magners. Sugary wrongness.
A nice proper dry cider, on the other hand... I could actually go for some of that right now.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)