I don't know what's going on here.
It's like some sort of illuminati conspiracy to make everyone assume everyone else is in London, the resulting confusion allowing them to subvert the government.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

Ok... The South.
Don't slap me about with those dinner-plate hands of yours please!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

I'm not in the South, either.
Well, unless you mean the South of Scotland.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

and it's my teapot feet you want to be wary of.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Well, ok I'll be wary of your Toby-jug forearms as well then.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

it's like a reverse flash mob
where everyone deserts London to prove everyone else wrong, on the Internet
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

everyone except Boris Johnson,
who wasn't invited, and just stands there looking perplexed and scratching his head in the middle of Trafalgar Square.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)