/talk moves very slowly these days, doesn't it.
Have we all gotten old?
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)

Dunno
But does anyone in London want to hit a pub with me in Holloway Road?
( SuperMatt, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:38, archived)

with a hammer?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:40, archived)

it might hurt your knuckles a bit

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

Give my five minutes and I'll just plug into the Matrix and see you there.
I'll be wearing my trench coat and sunglasses.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:12, archived)

Since the white noise disappeared
we're hoping the culture vacuum will provoke you to broaden your conversation topics beyond alcohol, snacks and whinging
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:42, archived)

I don't think I ever talk about alcohol or snacks.
I might whinge a bit though
( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)

WHEN I WAS YOUNG.

( Cae1, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:44, archived)

+IT SEEMED THAT LIFE WAS SO WONDERFUL, A MIRACLE, OH IT WAS BEAUFIFUL, MAGICAL

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

I NEVER NEEDED ANYONE

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

I wish Michael Jackson was still alive
Just so I didn't have to fucking hear about him 24/7
(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

Or you could just turn off the media for a bit?

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

I turned it off for 10 hours when I went to bed

(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

Turn it off some more

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

it's made the main board a bit tedious,
I must admit.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:48, archived)

It was tedious within the first hour.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

+ of its creation.
That was when the first 50k + image was posted and everyone threw a hissy fit.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

Oh man oh man oh man listen to this right.
Michael Jackson's girlfriend was devastated by the recent news of his death. "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this" loolololl oh man oh man oh god lololo
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

Oh right
Because.

Uh.

Michael and Maddie dated?

Is that the joke?
(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

No, the joke is your humongous hamster cheeks, fatso.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)

Most of us are off enjoying the sunshine
/driveby post
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

It's pissing it down here

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

it's raining

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

Ah.
Sucks to be in London, I guess.

/hopes the weather will be good for Thursday.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

I'm not in London.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

Neither am I.

( WHARRGARBL, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

I don't know what's going on here.
It's like some sort of illuminati conspiracy to make everyone assume everyone else is in London, the resulting confusion allowing them to subvert the government.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

Ok... The South.
Don't slap me about with those dinner-plate hands of yours please!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

I'm not in the South, either.
Well, unless you mean the South of Scotland.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

and it's my teapot feet you want to be wary of.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Well, ok I'll be wary of your Toby-jug forearms as well then.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)

it's like a reverse flash mob
where everyone deserts London to prove everyone else wrong, on the Internet
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

everyone except Boris Johnson,
who wasn't invited, and just stands there looking perplexed and scratching his head in the middle of Trafalgar Square.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

Wimbledon is in London and on TV and it's not raining there.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

it's red hot in london

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

I hear those smug bastards have a fancy "roof" thing
think they are so special .... fucking londoners.
( MrA, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

Aye, roofs- the height of modern technology them, since 150,000 BCE.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:13, archived)

i just went to a school fete, they were selling booze, not to the kids but still i was surprised

( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

that is a bit odd,
don't they need to be licensed to do that?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

yeah, they had one
i bet they are making more money from the booze stall than the hook a duck stalls and the other stalls
( mongychops, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

I'm just imagining the sign at the front gate,
"St Adrian's School for the Socially Hopeless"
"Licensed to sell alcoholic beverages for consumption right in front of the premises"
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)