Oh man oh man oh man listen to this right.
Michael Jackson's girlfriend was devastated by the recent news of his death. "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this" loolololl oh man oh man oh god lololo
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

Oh right
Because.

Uh.

Michael and Maddie dated?

Is that the joke?
(__, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:15, archived)

No, the joke is your humongous hamster cheeks, fatso.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 27 Jun 2009, 15:17, archived)