"Cause of death?"
"Well.. he's clearly shot himself. But his suicide note says he threw a bullet at a wall with such intensity that it bounced off the wall and impaled him in the temple. All whilst three supermodels were watching"
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

Length? LOL

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)

"Dear All
I'm sorry. I can't take it anymore.

Cheers,
Legless"
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)