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Fuck off with your shitty dull jacko memes.
Needs more awesome. Where is JMG? Someone get him in here.

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(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
I just asked the Onion to stop being shit on twitter.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)
Good luck with that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6257799 up
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
Dude
Sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)
Their success is based on being shit

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)
They keep tweeting ancient stories, and I get all excited and think they're new.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
Top Tip on how to not be a total fucking loser: Don't use twitter.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
WAH WAH WAH

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
YOU ARE THE ONE COMPLAINING.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBULANCE
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
Hush it up.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

www.sadtrombone.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
Hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
YEAH! Only fucking LOSERS use Twitter! THAT'S THE ATTITUDE!
Let's kick Web 2.0 ONE UPDATE AT A TIME






Twat.
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
Oh man, I wasn't expecting you to get upset by this.
You're such a LOSER Friz.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
LOOOOOOOOSERS!

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)
I SAW YOU EDIT! YOU LOSER!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
omg im such a LOSER
Can I use the QOTW defence and say I don't care in caps?
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:19, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:25, archived)
I'm proud of this joke
www.b3ta.com/talk/6257814
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)
It's shit dave.
It's all shit.
It's all being made shit by loud mediocres.
Fuck this, I'm going TO BED.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)
I hope you never wake up you fat fucking spastic dog molester

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
SO DO I.
I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF IN FIFTEEN MINUTES.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)
THAT'S A LONG TIME, YOU MUST HAVE VERY THICK WRIST SKIN.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)
LOL1!11

(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
I'll check tomorrow's evening post

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)
I'm tempted to call that newspaper to put in an obituary

(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
RIP Balders

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
It'll be all over the news.
THey'll have to change the tv schedules and everything.
That'll teach them.
THAT'LL TEACH THEM ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
I hope more QOTW emoshitcunts kill themselves.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
"Cause of death?"
"Well.. he's clearly shot himself. But his suicide note says he threw a bullet at a wall with such intensity that it bounced off the wall and impaled him in the temple. All whilst three supermodels were watching"
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)
Length? LOL

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)
"Dear All
I'm sorry. I can't take it anymore.

Cheers,
Legless"
(__, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:29, archived)
BETOD

(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
If my wife is asleep already, I may masturbate into my pyjama bottoms.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
I masturbate into your wifes
Pyjama bottoms
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
AND I SUCK THE SPUNK OUT OF THEM WHILE I WANK NEXT TO HER AS SHE SLEEPS IN BED.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)
No you dont....pft
I would have noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
this sort of behaviour
is why Kleenex are plumetting down the stock market. Will no-one think of the shareholders???
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:22, archived)
Who put you in charge?


Bossy boots
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)
You big fat rubbish.
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(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)
Shitty glasscock.
Rubbish. Absolute Rubbish. Get out!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:27, archived)
The internet is more than one man Mr Trouser,
no matter how awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
You rock
Let me present you with "The Key to the Interweb"

TADAA
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
Z0MG
I shall unlock all the porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
Hmmm that might be a bit tricky
unless you have teh uplaod codez
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)
I used to until I went to france
some kid burnt my neck. I didn't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
fucking french
they're know for their neck attacks
When i went to Paris i wore a full foam neck brace..

..Ok I looked like a total flid, but I came home with one sweet neck
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:26, archived)
Probably enjoying life away from the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)
With offline girls, no doubt!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:13, archived)
o l ne irls you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)
He's going to the b4sh you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:18, archived)
I heard about this.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:28, archived)
Cigarette brands that make you stink like shit pt 2:
Tijuanal Smells
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
Camel Shit.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 1:20, archived)