I just got called a "big brother" by a fucking gorgeous 21 year old
I feel old now.

Whats your favourite cut of beef?
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:47, archived)

My favourite cut of beef would have to be your mum.

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

Oh it's incest now is it?
oh and New York Strip cut.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:48, archived)

Well I like to keep it in the family

( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:49, archived)

Why the hell do you feel old when you should be feeling her up?
/Logic
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

I'm married to a lovely 28 year old

( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

This sounds like me.
ARE WE MARRIED?!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

If we are
Tidy up that fucking kitchen. Its a mess
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)

are you a camera-filled house containing mentally ill members of the public whose antics are being filmed for public broadcast?
because if so that explains it
( Lightguy hail satan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:58, archived)

Or she mistook him for a short lived UK r&b / hip hop group

( broadsword, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)

I'd prefer a cut of fucking gorgeous 21 year old
but I'd make do with filet mignon
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 3:00, archived)

THANK FUCK YOU'RE HERE.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 3:02, archived)

what we need right now is a moronic noob
for a bit of sarcasm target practice
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 3:06, archived)

I'd like to think a portly internet user is but moments away from falling out wth me.
Hopefully with something new. Like I live with horses and once married a goat or something.
Something different.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 3:14, archived)

I heard you've never been to Newcastle and you're really from Milton Keynes

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 3:17, archived)

I've visited there.
Milton Keynes is the one place I almost fell asleep at the wheel.
Hubare was in the passenger seat.


True.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 3:26, archived)