Why the hell do you feel old when you should be feeling her up?
/Logic
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

I'm married to a lovely 28 year old

( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:52, archived)

This sounds like me.
ARE WE MARRIED?!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:54, archived)

If we are
Tidy up that fucking kitchen. Its a mess
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 2:55, archived)