I'm a masochist, so what?
Do you know how hard it is to orgasm over French and Saunders slashfic? I'm HARDCORE.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

I'll gaz you some piston slashfic if you like?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

I think you should post it here for all to see.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

good lord no
google is very good at finding posts that say things like "Sebastian Winnett's boarding school bumsex adventures" and the like
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)