Status Quo have just taken to the stage at Glastonbury!
Live Cam with Adam & Joe
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)

I could not give one single fuck about Glastonbury.
I wish the BBC would fuck off with it.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

You are grumpy

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

No I'm not.
You're fucking awful and Glastonbury is nowhere near as shit but still shit.

I don't have to be grumpy to hate things. If someone wanted to talk about something worthwhile I'd be all sunshine and happiness.

Topics include, but are not restricted to: Sports, Food, good Films and good music
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

So what's your view on Michael Vaughn retiring?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

Wha...?
This is news to me?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

played his last game apparently
news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/counties/yorkshire/8122839.stm
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

Crikey.
He's not been the same since the ashes win though.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

BRING BACK NASSER HUSSAIN

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

ROBERT CROFT FOR TEST CAPTAIN!
Yeah!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

NASSER SADDAM

say what you like about him, he was a great opening batsman.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Even if he didn't hit the ball, he'd get his men to shoot anyone who said he didn't get a 6.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

Sikhs?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

Are you saying all people who play cricket are asian?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

apart from the Negroes and convict colonials
yes.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

Basically everyone who we used to own.
Technically we win every single cricket match whatever happens.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

our game, our rules, our bats, our balls.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

I knew someone would do it.
He'd bring about a whole regime change in the England cricket team.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

Wickets of Mass Destruction?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

Cricketball Ali?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

What's all this IRAQket?
I'm really bad at this
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

He's 34... To me that's the age most sportsmen/women should retire at anyway.
He was very useful about 5+ years ago, but he won't really be missed these days
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

you're still grumpy, though

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

I'm not.
There's a difference between being grumpy and being irritated by shitness.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

grumpy grumpy grump chops
cheer up grumpy chops
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

i agree with you, he needs to lighten up, always moaning or grumping about some thing, an angry young man

( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

I will take time to think over your feedback,
and will strive to appease the internet more in the future.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

I'll bet it's since the hairdresser stopped giving him a lollipop for being a good boy.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

I see what you're trying to do.
You're trying to goad me into an angry response.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

Ahhh!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Or maybe it's a bluff, or a double bluff, or a triple bluff.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

When have you ever been sunshine and happiness?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

is it because it's sunday morning do you think?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

me too but I like teh Quo

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

ok, I'll just stand over here with the other people that don't give a shit about this shall I?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

Haha, Gilgy and MOT, Sitting in a corner
F-I-S-T-I-N-G
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)

you smelly dog's pizzle

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

For a start he said he'd "stand" in the corner,
not sit.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)

actually, he didn't mention corners
he's standing in the middle of a bath.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

of baked beans

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

with an erection

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:13, archived)

Listening to Val Doonican

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

stroking a lemur

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

You're a bit odd really aren't you Zuki

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

and this from a man who just watched the entire Piston standup video
with an erection, according to my sources
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

I'm a masochist, so what?
Do you know how hard it is to orgasm over French and Saunders slashfic? I'm HARDCORE.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)

I'll gaz you some piston slashfic if you like?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

I think you should post it here for all to see.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

good lord no
google is very good at finding posts that say things like "Sebastian Winnett's boarding school bumsex adventures" and the like
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

i would resent the fact that my tv licence money goes into showing a pop festival
if i had one
( mongychops, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)

Typical BBC, they only care about Glastonbury while the festival is on.
But when it comes to calving season on the farm we get nothing.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)

bring back One Man and His Dog, I say

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

This is no time for your sick fantasies.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)