Arse.
Just got a message from my little sis in South Africa that she's left her husband of 9 years :-(

What's not going right with you today? Nowt serious I hope.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:34, archived)

Well its not pretty and its not fun
Up-chucking and the like....thank christ my flats so small, im never too far from the porcelain god!
I blame islamic extremists putting something in my food
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:36, archived)

Not vodka related is it?
:-)
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:36, archived)

I wish
Only had two glasses in the end!

curse you terrrrrrrorists!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:38, archived)

have you got plenty of water
and soft loo roll?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:46, archived)

Tell me again how loo roll will stop me vomiting?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:47, archived)

Plug your throat with it.
Works a treat.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:49, archived)

*gags*
*dies*
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:52, archived)

*bums*

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:52, archived)

*throws party wake*







:-)
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:53, archived)

oh
if only...
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:14, archived)

The loo roll
is for what will come after...

There's nothing that will stop you vomiting at the moment hon, though I always find a cold frozen bag of something (like ice or peas) on the back of the neck, makes me feel a bit better.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 7:51, archived)