I'll be right here...
*touches glowing fingertip to baldmonkey's glowing willytip*
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:35, archived)

Ahhhhh.
*sniffs*
*manages a weak smile*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:38, archived)