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Last day! Woo!
Anyone like a cake?
*distributes concept of virtual cakes to the board*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:11, archived)
*takes concept of virtual cake and runs with it*

Nice icing between the layers... hint of salt... what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:14, archived)
It would have been man-spooge but, due to UK censorship laws,
I had to substitute icing sugar.

/ruins the joke
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:17, archived)
Joke?


/enjoying cake
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)
Bucake?
Hmm, that's not as funny as I'd hoped.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:21, archived)
Buccake might have worked better

But it doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:27, archived)
I'll chalk this one up to experience.

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:28, archived)
Poke?

/enjoying cock.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)
*eats virtual cake*
*becomes virtually sick*
I shall say hi and bye in this post (bloody work, rrraaarrgh)
I would like to say that it has been a pleasure conversing with you, but I hate to lie ;)

seriously though, good luck with the new job and see you again soon. ttfn
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:18, archived)
Fuck off.
;¬)
Cheers mate, take care!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:20, archived)
I love you.
Don't leave me.
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:24, archived)
I'll be right here...
*touches glowing fingertip to baldmonkey's glowing willytip*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:35, archived)
Ahhhhh.
*sniffs*
*manages a weak smile*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:38, archived)
Noooo don't go :'(
I shall genuinely miss you. Come back soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:21, archived)
As if I could stay away!
No crying, now, it's unbecoming of a man of your stature.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:25, archived)
'Ning.
I don't care for virtual or conceptual cake right now, it requires too much thinking at a time of the morning that I'm least disposed to actually using my brain. I'll have a cup of tea if there's one going though.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)
How about something that's almost, but not entirely, unlike tea?
*hands over, with the power of the asterisk*
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:27, archived)
Sniff.
We shall miss you.

As it's your last day, I think we should give your arse a pounding you will never forget. That way every time you sit down you will thing of us.

*starts mixing up large batch of sand and lube*
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:24, archived)
Fortunately,
I went to bed with a bottle of slow release lube up my jacksie, for just such an eventuality.

You may enter when ready*.

*May this be my last ever Star Trek quote.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:26, archived)
Aww
How strange. We shall miss you :)

Whenever you eat black pudding I demand you think of us ;)

And yes please, I'd love some cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:25, archived)
Dekazer = congealed pig's blood
Okay.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:27, archived)
OI!
Dekazer AND Icklepeach = congealed pig's blood, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:29, archived)
this
Morning MM, why the last day-ness???

Morning Skinnykazer ;)
(I helped save b3ta! icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:30, archived)
I see you more as small blocks of pig fat,
if that's any consolation.

Last day at work today, so will be imposing a ban on b3ta whilst I settle into my new job, in an effort to seem hard working.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:34, archived)
i tried that
i lasted a week
(I helped save b3ta! Fergburger, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:28, archived)
'Ning you

(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:36, archived)
I demand next time you eat any type of sausage
you thrust as much of it down your throat as possible whilst thinking of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:35, archived)
Nah,
but everytime I wipe my arse, I shall think "Just like Uncle Fenris - soft, strong and long..."
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:36, archived)
With brown streaks?

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:39, archived)
I always thought that was his beard,
but now that you mention it...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:40, archived)
*looks up*
↑ that's romance.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:39, archived)