Mornin' all...
Didn't really have opportunity yesterday to say I'm back. Managed to get extra phoneline and wire MY PC up to internet. So not forced to use crappy Win98 w/IE to access web.

So what all you folk up to? I'm busy checking my bank accounts online, to make sure I have as much money as I should have...
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:42, archived)

I'm busy checking the spyware
that's feeding me data from your pc.
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:45, archived)

Yeah, good luck finding it
because I'm going to take the numbers off my PC
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:49, archived)

So that it doesn't say
486 on the front ?
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:51, archived)

What is this
a geek handbag fight?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:52, archived)

No,
it's a mating ritual.
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:52, archived)

Aloha Stitch!

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:54, archived)

Poocha Chubugga Oom Chickee!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:56, archived)

Leave my mother out of this!

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:00, archived)

A fan !
Good man.... or lady.... or thing.
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:03, archived)

It is a fantastic film.
Although this may be because I know too many people who bear a striking resemblance (personality-wise) to Stitch :S
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:04, archived)

My ex was Lilo.
One and the same I swear.

Edit. It is a fantastic film.
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)

*detaches egg sac*
*awaits fertilisation*
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)

*swims back and forth*
*fertilizies*
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:59, archived)

*uses RTC's credit card to buy porn, hookers and prescription medicines on t'internet*
*credit card company don't notice a difference in spending habits*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:52, archived)

Actually...
They've already blocked my card twice before, after a couple of heavy web spending sprees (entirely on DVDs and books, honest) presuming my card to have been stolen.

So I had to sit down and confirm a list of about 20 online DVD stores as being geniune payments by me.
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:54, archived)

You've got to be going some
to mimic the spending sprees of a 1337 H4X0R!

Well done, that man!
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)