Joke Tiem
So, Billy Mays opened the newspaper and noticed 3 people (Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson) had already died this week. It was then when he said his last words: "But wait! There's more!"
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:08, archived)

JMG flounced
pfft!
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:09, archived)

What's got 8 legs and doesn't rape children?
The jackson 4.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:21, archived)

one of the brothers married the other brothers wife
one fucked up family
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:23, archived)

how dreadful that genetic attraction might exist

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

It's that sort of talk that creates people like your brother.
Is that too far? Did I go too far? Pretend I said it about someone else. Someone unpopular. It's not so bad then.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)