I'd wait until Esme finished.
And then I'd piss on yours.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

But will you sign the guestbook?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)

No.
No, I'm afraid I won't.

Sorry.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

Oh man, they deleted them.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:15, archived)

I was wondering what you were on about.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)

They deleted the GILF comments.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

Ah.
Haha.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:17, archived)

oh man, i missed out on internet people
taking the piss out of a dead old woman. dang, they so cool.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:21, archived)

Shut it cancer boy.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:23, archived)

oh ha ha,
yeah, cancer, nice one
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:31, archived)

Doveston fiddled with your missus the other day.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:40, archived)

i have been with my missus constantly for the last week,
she has been looking after me through this terrible time.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:46, archived)

It was while you were asleep. RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:51, archived)