You're such a fun sponge.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)

Such is the fractured impression from someone who doesn't know me at all.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:41, archived)

I meant on here. You are more spongey than piston.
YOU RUIN EVERYTHING. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:42, archived)

Now that was uncalled for.
Because for one thing, I've never turned a girl lesbian just by hitting on her.

Violent and abusive, yes, but not lesbian.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:44, archived)

I'm sorry. I'm incredibly bored and it's too hot to do anything but type bollocks at the Internet.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:50, archived)

you're rubbish at this

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:57, archived)

You're rubbish at everything.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 1:58, archived)