Lets try something. Post a reply here. Check the /talk/XXXXXX of the post you just made. If your post ends in:1. Tell us about your day, 4 sentences or more.
2. Tell us the last song you listened to and why you liked it.
3. Tell us about your worst sexual experience.
4. Tell us a secret that you've only told less than 3 people before.
5. If you had to have sex with the same gender, who and why?
6. Your genuine opinion of a b3tan you have met.
7. Make a quick poem about the person above you.
8. Post a link to the image that always makes you laugh, no matter what.
9. Explain why you are up so late and not sleeping like a normal person.
0. Roll again
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:27,
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Rollinwww.samizdata.net/blog/archives/KofiBounty.jpg
A bounty has been placed on Kofi Annan's head.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:27,
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I fucking love it.Got me through working in AOL.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:29,
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This one always makes me smile, but then again, I have an unnatural attraction to House and all House related objects.www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/jpg/lauriecarscrop2.jpg
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TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:31,
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Hehe, I like that one too.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:35,
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I'm going to have an ice cold cider.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH refreshing.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:37,
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I hate you.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:42,
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The best part is that I did actually go and get said drink.It really is ICY cold. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:47,
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What's next?hmm... www.b3ta.com/talk/6260853
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:48,
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I'm up really late, because now I have no fixed job or income, I have no real reason to get up in the morning.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:28,
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You forgot to make number 8 "Post tits or GTFO".(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:31,
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This isn't /b/ ffs Dave, stop trying to make it so.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:31,
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2) I have no fucking idea.It would have been in the car, but the car iTunes is on random.
4) For this post - I once successfully logged in to a restricted NASA system in 1999. LOL.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:29,
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You're a bit shit Dave. Edit: QOTW, etc. etc.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:31,
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You love me so much I am in your sigline.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:35,
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I have nothing else worth placing in there.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:35,
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It could be blank.But you chose me. ME! ME! ME!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:36,
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Don't validate yourself on it Dave, it's a link telling you to fuck off.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:39,
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I know what it is.(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:40,
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...lolursocuttingedgeandrebelliousomg(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:38,
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i was drunk, she wasn'tshe tried to to touch my cock but yanked it rather sharply, she also asked several times for a fuck that night despite being on her period i had no condoms and i'd only met her a few hours previously. i said no
edit: and she pulled me into the bathroom...not so she could kiss/touch/fuck but so i could hold her hand while she sat on the loo and pissed
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As a general rule, I wouldnt like to fuck any woman whilst she was on her period, but, I dont want to rule it out completely.(
TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:48,
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Clickin' dis!It'll upset the fat daytimers for sure.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:50,
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I've always wondered,where exactly is the line between being a pandering creep and being an omgbitter misogynist? It seems to vary a lot depending on who's being subjected to inquisition.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:52,
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You like that word lately don't you?I have no answer to your question.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:59,
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Fair enough so.Anyway, if that does get popular-paged, I'm sure one of the more intellectual dayshift types will type out a suitably indignant, snobbish reply many hours afterwards.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:05,
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It's selfish you know!(
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:06,
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Indeed it is.LIKE ALL HETEROSEXUAL ACTS OF INTIMACY, WHICH ARE NO BETTER THAN RAPE.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 3:10,
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looking back i'm glad i turned her downbut if i was as drunk as she was(this is the reason i turned her down to begin with) i might have said yes anyway
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grey kid was one of the best b3tans I've been fortunate enough to meet.He's a nice fellow, he can inspire a great deal of intentional laughter on- and offline, and he could drink for England and several adjacent countries.
Oh for fuck's sake. It ended in 6 when I started typing it out, I'm not changing it now.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 2:49,
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