*Presses 69*
For a good time.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:07, archived)

*pan pipe version of Lady Marmalade kicks in*


*for half an hour*
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)

interrupted every 16.3 seconds
by a "soothing" voice telling you you're still in the queue, and you call "is important to us"
(teasus likes tea, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:14, archived)

Your call is important to us.
Why else would we have gone ten minutes without answering it?
( Newington, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 10:21, archived)