Trufax

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:39, archived)

Some sumo wrestlers employ a botslosh.
A man whose duties include the wiping of their arses because they are so fat they can't reach. I can see good prospects for them on here.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:43, archived)

There's a product you can buy for just such an event
I can't be arsed looking. That fat ginger gypo has it though
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:48, archived)

Is it a rag on a stick?
And that's no way to talk about Easty.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

It's like a cat's bum tea towel holder on a stick
You cram the arsewipe in it. Wipe your bum, then press a button that unpuckers the holder to release the paper down the bog. It is apparently for those who find the idea of bum wiping so old fashioned and disgusting, and fats cunts.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

Oh the Blurter-Blotter.
I saw that on Dragon's Den.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)