It's just that she has a thing about mutilating kittens after last time we played the game.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

Oh Mr Tibbens
You were such a nice little kitten until Mummy tied the string to your feet and put you in the washing machine
( Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)