Really?
It took about five goes to get rid of mine. Clearly, I was meant to be a nun.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)

Or at the very least
A prolific nun with an intact hymen.
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)