This
Im fairly sure you can teach a monkey to surf.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

You can teach a chimp to do spinning kicks
I've seen it on the interwebs
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

Theres a reason they call them code monkeys...

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

Wheras I'm a Software Engineer

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)