erk! Doctors, I think is the best plan.
SPANGOLIN FORGETS BREAKFAST.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

But breakfast is the most important meal of the day
Forgetting it makes lunch and dinner think they are better than they really are. We can't be doing with presumptuous midday and evening meals!
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

I might try the coffee and fag diet
or have a huge lunch.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)

That would require smoking or eating lots of salads and getting your chest waxed.

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)

I've currently got an "S" shaved into my chest hair

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

Yes, I'd say that sinuous was a good description

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)