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Good news! I just got back from Glastonbury and it was ace.
Bad news! I suspect I have meningitis.

What are your headlines for today?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)
Did you meet anyone there with an income lower than £35,000?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)
just because they're poor it doesn't mean they're virulent

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
A girl i used to know went to glastonbury about a decade ago
She took one too many pills, joined a cult, ran away from home and ended up being gang raped by the people she ran off with.

So its not all bad there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
That was her first mistake

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
She probably enjoyed it anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
Most of it

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
Morning you old bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
Hello
It is afternoon now
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
A likely story,
you knew a girl? Nice try.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
I lolled

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
Its true
I dont know any

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
I would imagine she did.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
what does this matter?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
kids get 35k pocket money a year :D

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
deleter
i replied!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
you're really boring with this constant need to reply to every post mykey does, really dull
just pointing that out to you, how dull and boring it is
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
GRASS
oh, wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
no it's wormulus that is so desperate to be a mod that he gazzes cr3 with other forum users comments he doesn't like

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
:(((
I send cr3 links to the profiles of trolls, spammers and bous.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
that is one of the most pathetic things i've seen a forum user do, well done to you, you do realise that nobody has any trust in you

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
Don't rise to him, you know he's only bored.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
Why?
They're the best bits
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
Don't draw attention to it.
I was enjoying the fact that I'd managed to spawn not one but two shit one-man bandwagons.

WOOP WOOP WOOP
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
as it happens, I wasn't even aware that I was...
looking back at my earlier posts (today) his posts were clearly the first ones I saw, being that they were at the top...

if you have been keeping track before this, well done you
(likeajackhammer, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
i notice trends in peoples posting, i had to point out to badger how dull it was when he was following mykey around like a little dullard

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
keep up the good work

(likeajackhammer, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
will do, nobody wants tedium to flourish
some one else will have to look after it this afternoon, i'm going now
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
righto

(likeajackhammer, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
To be fair, it's also massively dull that Mykey pretends to have him on ignore.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:10, archived)
if he does or doesn't i don't think it makes much odds, posting shit comments to every post made by a forum user you don't like is a bit childish
still each to their own
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
it's almost as shit as shoe-horning disliked forum users' names into threads in their absence.
on a totally unrelated topic, obviously.
(likeajackhammer, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)
One of his
brilliant hilarious confrontation/attention seeking lolgeneralisations, I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
I am confused though...
does it mean that when you get a decent paid job, it's instantly not-the-done-thing to go to Glastonbury?
(likeajackhammer, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
I think the suggestion is
that these days, the majority of glastonbury-goers are very well off but pretending to be hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)
I was under the impression that this has pretty-much always been the case...
the poor can't afford to have a philosophy
(likeajackhammer, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)
She met me

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
loads of them, i would expect

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
Really?
Seriously? wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
yeah, i know

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
The vast majority of them, I'd wager.
EDIT: Thanks all you sexy, lovely, sexy people.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
You have a picture of a candle next to your name
Just so you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
Five bloody years.
Ooh.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
Bloody, burning, pain filled years

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
Awww shit!
Missed my 6th year by 15 days.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
happy fifth year wasted!
i'm 2 months away from 6 years
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
Happy b3taversarycandlemas

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
Happy friendly anniversary candle adoration day.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
happy thing something dog burp

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
Oooh, happy b3taday.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
What a surprise
www.youtube.com/watch?v=louXPUW7tHU
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
It was cold, and it rained, and I felt like an actor

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
haaaappy candle

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
Happy candlebums

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
Your candles on fire, with passion and love
the neighbours complain about the noises above..
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
ahhh you think you're so pretttyyyyyyy

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
END THE OPRESSION OF BROWN'S NATIONAL-SOCIALISM

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
We didn't go this year.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
Damned hippies

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
You don't even know what the word means until you've been to The Big Green Gathering.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
A doctors surgery at the height of flu season?

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
err yeah.
oh I still haven't listened to your CD yet. I shall go and get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
I hope it doesn't offend your ears too much.
I hope you enjoyed the well researched sleeve notes.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
oh no it's only randomburn banter,
great times.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
Oh crap TFD
TO THE DOCTORS WITH YOU!

Or at least call them
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

en

TIRED.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
I have a cheese sandwich and some juice.
What makes you think you have meningitis, and not simply a horrendous hangover/comedown?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
Flu like symptoms
Stiff neck to the point that I can't move it properly and a rash on my legs that doesn't go white when you press it.

I've got a doctor's appointment for tomorrow.

What cheese is in your cheese sandwich? Is it satisfying?
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
No
Go to the doctors NOW
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
Nah, I've been like this for almost 3 weeks.
I've been to the doctors and the hospital and they said they don't think I have meningitis but the rash just came up today so hmmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
In which case fuck off
And stop clogging the internet with your vacuous guff, or something.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
Go to hospital anyway. That rash is not a good sign.
Do as you're told miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
I'm being very serious.
It could be nothing, but frankly it isn't worth waiting around to see if it is nothing, as if it's something serious you could end up very very sick indeed.

The people at hospital would much rather you went there to be checked and tested than brought into intensive care.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
I guess so.
I'll have a bath so that that can actually see the rash and not the mud and then head down there.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)
this.
one time I phoned NHS Direct late at night with complaints of such a rash, and they sent a doctor round in a car to pick me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:03, archived)
They are very good

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
yeah they never did work out what it was in the end though,
after keeping me in overnight and taking umpteen blood samples, they eventually concluded it was "just one of those things".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:09, archived)
Tomorrow is not good
Phone them up, say it's an emergency, tell them the symptoms.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
Go to the hospital
it's too nasty to leave it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
HOSPITAL. NOW.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
What they said.
Going now would be the best idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
I can see the headlines now...
"Internet forum saves festival goer's life. Photos on page 5."
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
Page 3 would have been better
We could have seen her patchy, rashed tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)
NHS Direct will tell you if it's suspected meningitis
in which case, you need to be seen immediately
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
Badger's opinion is
HOSPITAL. NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
Really, go now :/

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
i'd just leave it, have a pain killer, see how you feel in a week or two

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Squishy probably

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)
Yeah, that's what I've been doing so far.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
you have spasticism
There is no cure.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
I did a "pffffffft" at this.

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
Actually there is a cure
Dignitas
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
Actually, it could be syphilis
let's look on the bright side.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
The gift that keeps on giving.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
I was just saying that.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
*puts on latex glove*
*STD high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:06, archived)
I've packed all my books up and bought some strawberries.
There's pork and beans for grub afoot. And now, the weather - grey with looming hot.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)
Aceness, that sounds super good.

(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:05, archived)
LOCAL MAN IN CATTLE ROMP
has 478 similar cases taken into consideration.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

have
en
itis
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
Chompy went there too. I'd check the back of your dresses for spunky marks.
My headline is "guuuuuuuuuuuuuh...wha....? um....buuuuh"
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
I saw him I did.
He was a little bit twatted I think but no spunky spunky grump times thankfully.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
I always check the back of my dresses after I've seen him

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)
And you selfishly passed it on to all those innocents at Glastonbury.
*tut*

So mad with you right now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
I'm at work for the first time in a couple of weeks
More at 10, I'm Trevor McDonald
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)
phew what a scorcher
outside air temp has just hit 30.2
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! mongychops, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
erk! Doctors, I think is the best plan.
SPANGOLIN FORGETS BREAKFAST.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
But breakfast is the most important meal of the day
Forgetting it makes lunch and dinner think they are better than they really are. We can't be doing with presumptuous midday and evening meals!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
I might try the coffee and fag diet
or have a huge lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
That would require smoking or eating lots of salads and getting your chest waxed.

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:04, archived)
I've currently got an "S" shaved into my chest hair

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)
Yes, I'd say that sinuous was a good description

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)
Do you really have meningitis?
Or do you have meninvagina, a very different disorder.

Does this mean you can't help me in the office this week?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)
I have a furrowed brow
those are my head lines
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)
You should have played the comedy tent.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
Christ, I'm not as quick as Piston...
...to embarass myself horribly and look like a fish drowning on a stage.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
also
MAN DISAPPOINTED WITH CANTEEN MENU TODAY
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)
What is it?!?!?
I was eating Brazilian on Saturday, it was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)
that sounds a bit rude
it's sausage and egg plait

i don't like egg :(
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)
Naw, that was a Nottingham
I LOOOOVE DE EGG
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)
i wish i liked eggs
i wish i liked bananas too

but i don't
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)
I´m snorting coke off a bald midgets head
those are my headlines
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:51, archived)
VMOS IN OLD DULLARD SHOCKER
MIDLIFE CRISIS IMMINENT
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)
Have you gone to the doctor about suspected meningitis?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)
Meningitis is a lot of fuss over nothing
is what I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 11:59, archived)
It's true you know.
Then you get these idiots claiming they 'survived'. It's just like a cold really, with flesh loss. Fucking WIMPS.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:07, archived)
well anyone on here should be alright,
plenty of flesh to lose
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
I couldn't go.
this made me a sad panda.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:00, archived)
POST A-LEVEL STUDENT WAKES UP TO ANOTHER STRESS-FREE DAY; MAKES CUP OF TEA

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:02, archived)
I was scowling at my brother for having 4 months off between his last Uni term and the next on Monday
Four months! Heaven.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:11, archived)
man almost dies in freak shaving accident shocker
/has a big cut on face
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)