I imagine it was the fault of some "BASTARD SURRENDER-MONKEY"
who doesn't know how to drive, despite doing the speed limit and being in the correct lane.
(likeajackhammer, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

"Scottish driver in a French made van. Driving for an Italian company."
..and in NO WAY his fault. Apparently.
That's pretty much concrete.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

was he hammered?

(likeajackhammer, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

No. But that's not important.
Why aren't you back for Ritchie's wedding?
I've got more material then is being used for his waistband. This'll only go to waste on shit people.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)

Money
July is MY month (and Matty's I suppose)... that fat fuck is encroaching on my action...

video neil's sweaty, stammery speech
(likeajackhammer, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)